Pharma Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.
★Winning Caption★
“You’ll never see more CRISPR colors than those” — John O’Neill
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm March 2020" Thank you for your contributions!
Contending submissions
Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharma Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.
“Running on empty in pursuit of an illusion” — Tara Bronson
“Hey look……its that Skittles Rainbow…..you know the margins on skittles these days is much better than these prescription drugh, right?” — Scott Cohon
“Somewhere over the Skittles Rainbow….I am thinking Pot of Gold profits when I fill this script…..Then PBM Mafia takes their cut and I’m making more profit on the damn Skittles….” — Scott Cohon
“Hi…my name is Gene and I am in therapy for deciding on a career in Pharma….Has anyone seen my profit margins? In Pharmacy School they said to follow the Rainbow for the Pot of Gold….” — Scott Cohon
“Golden Pot baby” — Harnek Bhachu
"Somewhere over the rainbow ...." — Chris Moreton
BIG PHARMA UNRAVELS ‘GENE THERAPY’ , YES—IT’S ON THE HORIZON — Dr Bhujanga Rao
“A fool’s errand.” — Tara Bronson
“You’ll never see more CRISPR colors than those” — John O’Neill
"I hope the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow has deep pockets..." — Jeff Heckman
‘----GO , RUN FOR IT , IT’S IN OUR GENES OF BIG PHARMA , GENE THERAPY
OR NO THERAPY , THERE IS ALWAYS A POT-LUCK AWAITING ! ‘ — Dr Bhujanga Rao
I have to reach the end of the rainbow before the virus does. — Bill Russo
That reminds me, I have an appointment for therapy with Gene. — Bill Russo
I'll throw them a patient, then they'll throw me that pot of gold. — Bill Russo
“Turns out chasing the pot of gold is a strong dominant gene.” — Alex Packard
'If the beginning of this Gene Therapy race had such a big pot of investor gold, we ought to see what's at the other end of the rainbow!' — Jasmine
'Dear rainbow, I got the investor gold already, just need to find the 'CAR(-)T' to carry it back home!' — Jasmine