Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing introduces "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.
Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!
Winner:
"I guess gray is the new green." - Shanita Crawford
Honorable Mention:
"It makes you wonder if Dr Green and his executive committee appreciate the irony of this." - Chris Carter
"I hear they’re calling it Soylent Green" - Jum Uryasz
Contending Submissions:
"I guess gray is the new green." - Shanita Crawford
"It makes you wonder if Dr Green and his executive committee appreciate the irony of this." - Chris Carter
"I guess if Mr. Green owns the company that doesn’t mean the that the company has to live up to his name." and "I guess the green only made it only as far as the print shop." - J. Richard Creekmore
“Sandra, what you see is a direct drug delivery system without carbon offsets or counter-counterfeiting packaging required, what could be more green?” - Eduard Venczel
"Green might be the owner's last name, but it certainly is not his philosophy" - Carol Lampe
"Does that mean they're trying to turn the sky from blue to green?" and "The sad thing is, they make inhalers for people with asthma." and "That factory is a house of pill repute." - Bill Russo
"That’s not due to the process – it’s the cost saving plans going up in smoke." and "Actually, Green doesn't refer to the environment – it’s the owner’s name" - Atul Deshmukh
"Making these Green Drugs sure does cause a lot more pollution that the old ones we used to make!" - Declan O'Sullivan
"Today must be China day at the plant" - Silvestro Rocchio
"Well, what do you think, Jane? Putting the word 'Green' in the name is just the first step of our continuous improvement towards environmentally friendly manufacturing. The next step is to use green ink." - Julie Brown
"Here, Green just refers to their focus on money making." - Mark Lad
"You should have seen it before we switched to Bio Diesel…" - Mark A. Butler
"Let me explain: our manufacturing process is indeed green; the smoke comes from the by-product recycling step." - Gabi Luta
"It would be nice, if they practiced what they preached!!!" and "With exhaust like that, It’s a good thing we’ve greened out the process." - Sheldon Krocker
"I think Mr Green needs to get Lean to make it clean" - Declan Byrne
"I hear they’re calling it Soylent Green" - Jum Uryasz
"Look Mona, THE drug product color might be green but the output is greyish black and Smoky!" - Shilpi Prasad
"Au Contraire my dear, this new Carbon Emission Trading Scheme works a treat!" - Dave Daley
"..yyyy-eah gives dirt a whole new meaning, wouldn't you agree" - "Yep." - Hasan Kilic
"That's hard to swallow." and "I think they're self-medicating." and "They're smoking something green in there." and "It's just a smokescreen." and "Thank goodness for Marketing." - Dale Stout
"I just got a quote to add pigment to dye the smoke green- it will save us millions over cleaning up" - Jeff R. Mendenhall
"Oh dear, don't confuse, it's only the wall chalking not the company's policy." - Imran Zia
"Strange they haven’t painted the walls as part of the Green wash image as well!" - Mark Symonds
"Ya, they thought it would be easier than coloring the Hudson river." - Gordon Campbell
"Don’t worry, that’s just steam from the shareholders’ meeting" - Wayne Maceyka
"We’re still waiting for the government stimulus" and "I guess we didn’t get the government stimulus after all" and "That’s green manufacturing stimulus money going up in smoke" - Ruth Ferguson