Funny Pharm: You write the caption & win: July 2021

★Winning Caption★

"The stock market bulls are awaiting their next unicorn to court." 

—Michael Brown

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts gift card.

Please submit your caption to Arielle ([email protected]) with the subject "Funny Pharm July 2021" Thank you for your contributions!

See past cartoons/winners.

Contending submissions

Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharma Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.

• “Here is the place requesting 'Donors' of biologics that can 'give' herd immunity.”

-Carl Rausch

• “The 3D Printer appears to be on the fritz”

-Eric Bennett

• “I hear that they are looking for new ‘moodalities’.”

-Mani Krishnan

• "Pamplona was a great place to locate Acme Biopharma, except for one day each year..."

-Kent Iverson

• “I’m here for the Bovine serum albumin blood drive.”

   -Yee Yang

• "Intellectual innovator research symposium on cattle drug."
• "Guys lets start our research on cattle vaccine before corona challenges us."
• "Walk in interview on cattle drug discovery."

-Dr. Ashish Chauhan

• "Wall Street waits for clinical trial results."

-David Vinnikov

• "The stock market bulls are awaiting their next unicorn to court."

-Michael Brown

• "ACME: We have the meats!"
• "There's no way we'll be let in there without our masks."
• "I used to be sent to a lab. Now, I AM a lab."
• "We used to be called cattle. Now we're 'gross domestic product.'"
• "I have a feeling that we'll soon be deadstock."
• "I just hope they don't steer us wrong."
• "They don't need us now that they have 3D beef printing."
• "I have a feeling we're a long Wagyu from home."

-Bill Russo

• "Bullying biopharma for a cure!"

-Christine Hilbert 

• "‘And the Cows came hoMe’ Early -ACME Biopharma."
• "‘They asked for Bullish training for their sales reps.’"
• "‘I said they needed Red Bulls to keep increasing vaccine manufacturing!’"

-Jasmine 

• "They are not investors taking advantage of a window of opportunity, no… they are bulls looking at the pretty animals in the reflective window."

-Jay Bernsley

• "Cowards hesitating to sign up for the trial…"

-Ruud Verrijk

• "No seriously, this is my new side-gig. Bovine serum needed! No experience necessary! Bessie, you’ve got to get in on this!"

-Michael Shelly

• "Hey gang, there's Wile E. Coyote presenting now to the VC group...their data proves that poultry eaters have the greatest longevity."

-Susan Wiley