★Winning Caption★
"Let’s make pharma BIG again!!" — Anuj Dhariwal
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist, Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the Pharma Manufacturing website and the winner will be mentioned in upcoming enewsletters. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $20 Starbucks giftcard.
Please submit your caption to [email protected] with the subject "Funny Pharm April 2017." Thank you for your contributions!
Contending Submissions
Please note: Funny Pharma caption contests are for entertainment purposes only. Reader submissions reflect their own personal experience and opinions. Winning submissions are chosen for their humor and industry relevance; Pharmaceutical Manufacturing reserves the right to delete any entries deemed inappropriate.
Money money money
Always sunny
In big pharma world — Bill Russo
Our critics say we're getting a little too bloated... but this money will buy a lot of Xifaxan. — Bill Russo
The drug industry is “huuuuuge,” that is, compared to other Trump programs. — Marvin Sager
As a thank you gift, you will all receive a ROI-al Deluxe burger on your way out. — Bill Russo
Ok, this is enough for ONE dose - for the guy in the third row. — Bill Russo
Let’s make pharma BIG again!! — Anuj Dhariwal
Trust us…we are working on a BIG SOLUTION to cure all your individual SMALL PROBLEMS!! — Anuj Dhariwal
Only when it will be BIG…it will FIT !! — Anuj Dhariwal
"Lets play moonshine raffle! Winners will get high cost prescription drugs supply worth of $ 50K for free." — Neel Sukhadia
As I look around, I notice there's not a dry eye in the house. That's because we gave everyone a sample of ECF843. — Bill Russo
Done & Dusted — Rod Goodall
“And now for the big winner… Oh, wait a minute, it looks like I have the wrong envelope…” — Angela Hoffman
"Do you remember Bob the good old days!" — Rémy Dumortier
"And the winner of the DCAT show is ..." — Rémy Dumortier
"We will stand against the opioid addiction epidemic even if this bag of money is tempting." — Rémy Dumortier
"Everyone, let's sing: One for the money and the free rides. It's two for the lie that you denied. All rise" (song by Blue-All rise). — Oktavia Eka
Would you believe that this little bit of $$$ was all we had to give to get the regulations repealed! — Robert Pyke
So, like we said , we are giving this bag to the person who comes up with the next useless vaccine we can profit from. — Robert Pyke
Everyone who contributes gets a PBM tote bag, with our thanks. — Bill Russo
"As always, this exciting merger will benefit everyone!" — Rick Schroder
"With our latest M&A, we are too big to fail." — Tara Bronson
"Welcome to the Late Night comedy show… Sponsored by Pfizer." — Alex Packard