Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption & Win: January 2014

"Funny Pharm" features drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King. Submit your caption and win!

★Winning Caption★
"I'd kiss you, but I don't want any possible side effects." - Dale Stout

Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.

The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com website and the winner's name will appear in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner has a choice of two prizes: a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it OR a $15 Starbucks giftcard.

Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!

 Contending Submissions

"I'd kiss you, but I don't want any possible side effects." - Dale Stout

"We'd better let the placebo drive home tonight." - Dale Stout

"Woo-Hoo!!! Here's hoping 2014 will be the year of the weak rupee!!" - Bill Russo

"You know, I'd like to follow the resolutions, but I can't find the paperwork right now." - Bill Russo

"Forget the resolutions. We're fine as long as the rupee stays weak." - Bill Russo

“A toast to a better health.” - James Sarzynski

"Hey Pill, would you like a booster shot?"
"No thanks Val, I just had my second dose." - James Sarzynski

"Hey Pill, that Mr. Needleman’s been hitting on me all night.
I know Val, when he hits the bottle, he’s really an annoying stickler." - James Sarzynski

"Hey Pill, where did everybody go?.
I bet you they're outside, banging on some pot and bringing in the New Year with that new gal 'Medicinal Marijuana.'" - James Sarzynski

"To a better safety and efficacious New Year – 2014!!!" - Sheldon Krocker

“Sorry I was such a pill in 2013. I resolve to do better in 2014!” - John Lang

“Resolutions are for you people…for I’m the Pill that cures all ills.” - Atul Deshmukh

“Here’s a killer …The placebo’s resolved not to create any side effects this year. Surely that’s the ONE resolution that’s going to be fulfilled. ” - Atul Deshmukh

“Resolution #6 Develop more drugs compatible with alcohol." - Mark Lad

“Head office says that you’re not keeping pace with market demand.” - DOMINICK BUONOCORE

"If anyone asks about this list, tell them it was lost at our branch office in China." - Bill Russo

 "Yes, I'd love to go home with you tonight. Just like #4 says: Discover new drugs in 2014." - Bill Russo

"I hereby resolve not to be so bitter in 2014..." - Alex Packard

"Ok - 2013 WAS a bad year, but I still haven't turned into a bitter pill yet." - Bill Russo

"How many resolution do you think we'll get credit for this year?"
"I don’t know, that all depends on if it’s their will power or their weakness." - James Sarzynski

“So, how long have you two been validating?” - Jim Cahir

"Tis is a good year to come with new pills for the new year." - Donald Drummond