Funny Pharm: You Write the Caption
Pharmaceutical Manufacturing presents "Funny Pharm," featuring drawings by award-winning cartoonist Jerry King.
The winning cartoon caption will be featured on the PharmaManufacturing.com Web site and in the PharmaManufacturing.com eNewsletter. The winner will receive a coffee mug with the cartoon and winning caption printed on it.
Please submit your caption to [email protected]. Thank you for your contributions!
Winner:
“Man, I hope the anti-depressants I’m on are in the “Positive Pharma News” pile.” - Megan Kearney
Contending Submissions
"A breeze blew them all into that basket. I swear it." - Bill Russo
"Just my luck. Yesterday I had root canal, and now I found out I have to do a root cause analysis." - Bill Russo
"I'll validate the positive ones, then transfer the negatives to another department." - Bill Russo
"I'll have to figure out how to weigh and dispense the negative ones." - Bill Russo
"This is getting bad. Even my arms are all worn down." - Bill Russo
"If this-a keeps up, I'll have to retire to my farm-a." - Bill Russo
"If this-a keeps up, I'll have to retire to my farm-a." - Bill Russo
"Try GSK' tricks on Negatives." - Yash Pal Kansal
“Man, I hope the anti-depressants I’m on are in the “Positive Pharma News” pile.” - Megan Kearney
“I’m a person who considers the glass to be ½ full… but with the growth rate of this negative pile, it will quickly become empty. Who’s up for drinks after work today?” - Megan Kearney
"All Said and Done, Let’s break the Trend!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"Attitude, not Aptitude, determines Altitude!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"I thought that last fake drug was for retaining water." - Leonard Hungiville
“Actually, it’s all positive news…it tells us what we’re doing right and what we’re doing wrong.” - Atul Deshmukh
"Yes, Yes, I’m positive ! There’s a lot more negative news nowadays than there was before.” - Atul Deshmukh
“I sure miss the good old days when we would recycle the paper before recycling the problem.” - Atul Deshmukh
“I sure miss the good old days when we would recycle the paper before recycling the problem.” - Atul Deshmukh
"I thought that last fake drug was for retaining water." - Leonard Hungiville
"Let’s work together for “Good News”" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"Mindset and Money, Matters!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"All Said and Done, Let’s break the Trend!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"Attitude, not Aptitude, determines Altitude!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"That microbiologist reporter sorted the positives and negatives!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"Through the eyes of Microbiologist, positive is avoided, negative is accepted!" - Shrikant Nitalikar
"That's news to me." - Dale Stout
"The good news is we're recycling more paper." - Dale Stout
"If you don't have something good to say, hide it." - Dale Stout
"Maybe we can outsource the negative news" - Geoff Faden
"Eliminate the Negatives, and Accentuate the Positives!" - Sheldon Krocker
"Just because the negative inbox is full does not mean you can pretend some news is positive." - Rachel Legler
“Oh NO! the shredder on my right stopped working again.” - Mark Lad
"Eliminate the Negatives, and Accentuate the Positives!" - Sheldon Krocker
"Maybe we can outsource the negative news." - Geoff Faden
"I`m not worried, according to Seneca "it is quality rather than quantity that matters." - Ana Ochoa
"No way I can stay “neutral” to this kind of news!" - Shyamala Rajagopalan
"Rejections are hard to take, but we'll keep trying until we receive approvals!" - Grace Chio
"I’m an optimist; shift happens." – Mark Anderson
“I don’t think this is exactly what they meant with they said – No news is good news!” - Jim McDow